Modern Football is Odd
January 24th, 2009The football world is indeed in a ferment these days. WAGS are being declared bad role models, Scotland wants to let children in free to grounds and Manchester City can’t buy anyone except trouble makers and Dutch footballers everyone thinks they’ve heard of but aren’t quite sure.
SportsBooks hasn’t got much experience with WAGS (Wives and Girlfriends for those who don’t follow our obsession with celebrity culture. They were invited by the then England manager, dear old Sven, to the World Cup and they made more headlines than the players!) but we do know one. She might not enjoy being called a WAG but Margaret Potts was indeed a celebrity wife in the days when no one had heard of them!
She married Harry Potts, the David Beckham of Burnley at the time, in 1947 and became a model (kitchen equipment as it happens as well as clothes. And she designed the kitchen herself for the women’s pages of the Burnley Express). There was some resentment among the hierarchy of the club especially when Harry became manager and Margaret dared enter the boardroom in a trouser suit. We know her because we published her book ‘Harry Potts – Margaret’s Story’. She’s well into her eighties now, as bright as button and great company.
For anyone who thinks that WAGS are a modern phenomena, think again. Have a look at this photo from Margaret’s story. It’s the WAGS of the Burnley players in London before the 1962 FA Cup final, Margaret is taking the photo.
I’m not sure about letting children free into grounds. I have been at sporting events when whole batches of schoolchildren have been allowed in for nothing and the result was a cacophony of high pitched screaming, often at the wrong moments.
Far better that they should revert to the practice of opening the gates at two-thirds time so little ones can sneak in and watch the last half-hour. That’s how I saw my first football and if if was good enough for me…
The other thing you can’t do now is move around the ground. I used to like to watch matches from high up behind the corner flag. If Plymouth Argyle lost I would switch to behind the other corner flag at the same end. If they lost again I’d go down the other end. Sometimes I’d end up watching from the halfway line. We would have been in a bad run if that happened.
My brother-in-law Kevin came to stay recently and told me what I thought was a good Manchester City joke; admittedly he is a United fan.
Q. What do you get if you simmer a Manchester City fan with some onions and vegetables for a couple of hours?
A. A laughing stock.
I’ve always had a soft spot for City. When I worked in Manchester they were much better to deal with than United and the great team of Bell, Summerbee and Lee was still a recent memory. But, dear me, they do things differently.
What another club would have money to burn and end up with Craig Bellamy and Nigel de Jong? Apparently they were after Kaka, Buffon, Villa (David not Aston), Maradona, Pele and Billy Wright. But none of them were interested.

